Liberal B.S. phrases
I have compiled some terms and phrases that should always set off your liberal B.S. alarm, along with an explanation of “what they mean.”
RESOLUTION - Not to be confused with the word “solution”, it is the act of resolving to do nothing of substance in response to something with the primary goal being not to offend anyone.
VIBRANT - means violent and dangerous as in “Washington D.C. has a vibrant atmosphere.”
IN THE SHADOWS - A liberal wants you to regard everyone “in the shadows” as wonderful and incapable of breaking any law, expects you to throw money at them thankfully, and demands you apologize to said person “in the shadows” for “making” them enter the shadows.
MY FRIENDS - loosely means “my burdensome nuisances who better vote for me”
FOR THE CHILDREN - Well, I’m not against children, so I must support this, no matter what it might be.
HOPE - Giving someone hope means electing a liberal.
WORKING FAMILIES - Are you in a family? Do you work? Well then, by golly, I must be talking about you. Working families are the opposite of conservative families, who inherited their wealth and just sit with their families not working.
COMPREHENSIVE - Used to assure you that the 154 page bill on endangered waterfowl isn’t too narrowly focused. Just in case you were worried.
BIPARTISAN - when a Republican caves to Democrats for political expediency, or a Democrat is shamed to vote with Republicans for political expediency