Barack Obama should replace Katie Couric
Barack Obama should drop out of the presidential race and apply for the anchor job at CBS. Katie Couric is failing in the ratings, so CBS needs a fresh start with a strong voice. Obama is possibly the best teleprompter reader in the world right now. People are drawn to him in cultish ways, so their ratings would skyrocket.
I know this sounds like sarcasm, but in reality, it’s a win-win situation. Viewership would go way up, and we wouldn’t have to worry about an inexperienced community organizer screwing the country up because Democrats hate President Bush.
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