Barack Obama should drop out of the presidential race and apply for the anchor job at CBS. Katie Couric is failing in the ratings, so CBS needs a fresh start with a strong voice. Obama is possibly the best teleprompter reader in the world right now. People are drawn to him in cultish ways, so their ratings would skyrocket.
I know this sounds like sarcasm, but in reality, it’s a win-win situation. Viewership would go way up, and we wouldn’t have to worry about an inexperienced community organizer screwing the country up because Democrats hate President Bush.
I am flabbergasted that Harry Reid isn’t the laughing stock of the country when he makes idiotic statements like this:
“Coal makes us sick, oil makes us sick, it’s ruining our country, it’s ruining our world.”
Harry, you and your useless liberals hacks spend all your time whining and moaning about things that make non-clear smoke when burned, but remain unconcerned with reality. Oil runs our economy. Oil is great. The industrial revolution accelerated our quality of life beyond our wildest dreams.
And coal, you ignorant, childish twit, is half of what runs every ventilator, every refrigerator, every light bulb. If you plug it in, it runs on coal. The hospitals, the schools, the government buildings, and especially the casinos in your home state, run mostly on coal-generated electricity. Your simplistic, irrational, self-important facade of propaganda against oil and coal is making this country worse every time you and your liberal do-gooders try to wean the country off the two main fuels of prosperity that the world knows.
Telling us oil and coal makes us sick is like telling us oxygen makes us sick because it fuels fires. If only humans would breathe something else, then we could get rid of oxygen and fires would be less likely to burn. It’s irrelevant. Wind and solar power cannot keep up with fossil fuels. Its just physics. Whining about it doesn’t change anything. If there are other sources of energy, why don’t you stop whining and start producing it? I can’t wait to be rid of dictator-controlled oil, but until you give us an alternative, a real, viable alternative, then we’re gonna keep using oil and coal because we can’t run without it. You and your liberal friends are what make oil so expensive, not Exxon executives who are 3% of the market. Your bureaucratic nonsense is making the prices way too high. You are a disease.
Dennis Miller sums up Harry Reid quite nicely.
In the breathless pursuit of diverse acceptance, UK’s Chief Justice Nicholas Phillips declared that there is nothing wrong with legal matters being dictaed by laws “other than British law.” Golly gosh, I’m so enlightened that I’ll even say my own laws could be nonsense. I guarantee you that although feminists tend to be liberal and/or communist, they (sure as god made little green apples) get off the bus at Sharia law.
This is why I hate liberals and communists (although I would argue in many instances, the line between those two is very blurry). There is this obsession with seeming to be uber-enlightened about all cultures. Lord Phillips is essentially saying that British law is not necessarily better than other laws, Sharia being the comparison in this case. To be fair, he said the Sharia tenets that allow stoning and cutting people’s hands off are not acceptable, but the mere acknowledgment simply accepts the premise that British law is not good enough. He is giving credibility and respect to a despicable, fascist, sexist set of rules made in the stone ages.
Hey Lord Phillips, if Hitler gave money to charity, I don’t think any sane person would go to him as an expert on compassion. Yet, you wanna give jurisprudence to a culture that thinks women shouldn’t be allowed to pray when menstruating or wear whatever clothing they see fit simply because they’re not totally insane when it comes to business contracts. Muslim women aren’t even allowed to wear that stupid wig you Brits still wear. You, sir, are an intellectually lazy moron, and you are a disgrace to the robe and that ridiculous wig. This insane vacuum of logic known as liberalism is killing us slowly. I’m so sick of it.